Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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