she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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