I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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