Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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