Just mADE A PArabola og urine
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
