We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
