For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we're so committed to being not committed
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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