Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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