We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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