WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
