i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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