My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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