I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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