I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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