She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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