last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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