sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
