Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
