youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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