I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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