So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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