A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize