Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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