I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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