Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I stole a fireplace last night.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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