i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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