Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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