just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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