She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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