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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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