I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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