would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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