1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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