i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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