another moral hangover. fuck.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
