Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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