Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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