Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
