Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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