You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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