I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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