I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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