Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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