Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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