is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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