I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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