chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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