My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he thought i was a dude.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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