I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
this just has baby written all over it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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