I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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