My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
