"it" just moved
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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