I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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