I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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