I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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